08 November 2007

Douche Of The Week 11.08.07



Today is another historical day. What makes this "Douche Of The Week" award special is that the winner is a whole country, in this case, The People's Republic Of China. This is not to be confused with the good China, like Taiwan.

STORY

There are a few reasons leading to this award.

>Red China's military buildup with the intention of dominating much of Asia, including ambitions for Taiwan, Japanese territory, Australian territory, Filipino territory, etc...



>Red China's continued support for our enemies, like Iran, and Venezuela to name a couple.



>Banning Bibles from the 2008 Olympic grounds



>Killing off Fido in the form of poisonous pet food



>Trying to kill off Fido's owners with poisonous food products




>Trying to kill off our children with poisonous toy products



The million dollar question:

Why are we still trading with these assholes?

What can be done? Here are a few suggestions from Robocop:

>Kill Red China's "Preferred Trade Status"

>Support Japan's desire to dump Article 9 of the Japanese Constitution and build up their military.

>Treat Taiwan like a friend again.

Finally:

>Stop kissing Red China's ass.

2 comments:

AnGlOpHiLe FoOtBaLl FaNaTiC said...

I may be a conservative Republican, but right now, I'd love to kick Nixon in the balls...even decaying ones...for getting us into this mess. These people are seriously tring to kill us off without firing a single shot. And, you forgot to mention their 1 child law and the millions of abortions they perform to get those preferred boys. Which is a guarantee they'll have no females left in thirty years.

Robocop said...

They do this to build up their army. In the long run, this could work out for us. One, with no females, their soldiers won't be in such a hurry to go off to war. (Joke). Two, the increase in the homosexual population may kill them off with AIDS.**LOL**