Fun Monday 08.20.07

This week's Fun Monday is hosted by Uncaringbear The rules for this week can be both fun, and a tad bit dangerous.

Little White Lies

"Share with us a little white lie that you may, or may not, have gotten away with. Perhaps it's something more sinister than a little white lie - maybe even a deep dark secret that you've kept buried for years! All the better! Now's your chance to get it off your chest and confess: "Yes, I did eat that last slice of cheese cake", "No, I wasn't washing my hair that Saturday", "Those pants do make you look fat"!"

I'll just make it easier on myself if I just tell my standard little white lies, both past, and present.

Little White Lie 1:
"I have never touched a gun before"

Translation
"I have only competed with firearms since I was old enough to walk, and had training in both military and law enforcement circles. My beating you will be equated to clubbing a baby seal"

Little White Lie 2

**Note: This is work related and usually stated to inmates**

"Yup, I am new at this"

Translation
"I've only had years of work in maximum security prisons where you would become somebody's wife in a few days"

Little White Lie 3
"Honey, the steak is alittle pink"

Translation
"This steak is still alive and probably requires veterinary treatment. I think I'll name it George. Could I keep it?"

Little White Lie 4
"Of course I am not mad"

Translation
"I have become death, the destroyer of worlds"

Little White Lie 5
"I am just tired."

Translation
"It's time to call 911, I'm having a stroke"

I'll add more to this as I think about them. I am still tired from work.

Peace.